Mow My Lawn

Man fuck Mow My Lawn guys PootisCunt is the best game maker in the world I heard when he made the first Boss Batallion boss all he had to do was slap his massive Terarria play time on his keyboard and suddenly it was there without stealing at all whatsoever.

Mow My Lawn players are salty because LegoPootis got a couple of boss models off of Craigslist but that's bullshit because Craigslist is only for cheap hookers and truck parts. Clearly Big_Rigs the maker of Mow My Lawn was cheating and hacked PootisBlox's computer to add the models in and then FRAME HIM!!

Story
Mow My Lawn has no story unlike Boss Batallion which has a five part series of novels called "Quantum Physics for Dummies and also Guinness World Record for the Largest Buttplug up an Ass" which explains in detail why Legoblox shat out this masterpiece in the first place.

Mow My Lawn players sometimes claim the game has a story but they are wrong because then it would be copying Boss Batallion.

Gameplay
Mow My Lawn's gameplay involves going to the Boss Batallion discord and spamming porn and raid bots. Please stop playing Mow My Lawn.

Overall Rating
0/10